My nonconversation with a weird middle-aged guy in Kensington Gardens
Weird guy. Passing Bethylene on a path. Your hair is beautiful.
Bethylene. Looks over, startled. Looks forward again and keeps walking.
A few minutes later. Weird guy accidentally rejoins Bethylene as she heads towards the exit next to the Royal Albert Memorial. He falls into step with her on the opposite side of the paved path.
Weird guy. Aren't you cold?
Bethylene. Keeps walking.
Weird guy. What's wrong with you?
Bethylene. Keeps walking.
Weird guy. Are you ignoring me, or do you not speak English?
Bethylene. Keeps walking.
Weird guy. Better I leave you alone. Turns around and walks away.
Bethylene. Exits park, checking behind her to make sure she's not followed.
Bethylene. Looks over, startled. Looks forward again and keeps walking.
A few minutes later. Weird guy accidentally rejoins Bethylene as she heads towards the exit next to the Royal Albert Memorial. He falls into step with her on the opposite side of the paved path.
Weird guy. Aren't you cold?
Bethylene. Keeps walking.
Weird guy. What's wrong with you?
Bethylene. Keeps walking.
Weird guy. Are you ignoring me, or do you not speak English?
Bethylene. Keeps walking.
Weird guy. Better I leave you alone. Turns around and walks away.
Bethylene. Exits park, checking behind her to make sure she's not followed.
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